Tja, so Einparken wie der Chinese (wobei's wohl dann doch ein Japaner ist denk ich mal) möcht ich auch gern:
http://www.trashfun.de/show-Einparkchinese-3132.html
Zumindest das Kennzeichen sieht nicht japanisch aus, ich tippe auf Hongkong?!
Witzisch
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Da wir grad bei Autos sind...
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... und noch was Altes - das Debut der Computermaus und eine Demo, wie man auf einem PC schreiben und kopieren, formatieren kann
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für Fans diverser phantastischer Genres, von Lovecraft bis Star Wars....
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=LecGuQE6t44
der text dazu:
I Had A Shoggoth
I had a shoggoth, he pleased me,
But drove me to insanity.
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a minion, he pleased me,
Got victims for my laboratory.
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a zombie, he pleased me,
With his decaying anatomy.
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a werewolf, he pleased me,
Devoured every cat he'd see.
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a mummy, he pleased me,
And taught me Egyptology.
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went ABBY SOMEBODY
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a hunchback, he pleased me,
Got Esmerelda sanctuary.
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a vampire, he pleased me,
But at my parties he wouldn't drink... tea.
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMM... DONUTS
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went IT'S STILL WARM
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had an Old One, he pleased me,
In R'lyeh sunk beneath the sea.
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went RRUFF RRUFF
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a cylon, he pleased me,
But then he turned into a she.
Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT, SHUT UP!
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went CHEETOS
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a Dalek, he pleased me,
But stairs would make him really cranky.
Dalek went EXTERMINATE
Cylon went BY YOUR COMMAND
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went THE BELLS
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HERE KITTY KITTY
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went NOT THE RED ONE!
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a Sith Lord, he pleased me,
But I hated his prequel trilogy.
Vader went KHSHHHHH-HHHOSHHHHH
Dalek went EXTERMINATE
Cylon went I FEEL PRETTY
Cthulhu went BLUGGA BLUGGA BLUGGA
Vampire went GOOD EVEN-ING
Hunchback went CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Mummy went MMMMMMMMMMM
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went BRAAAINNNZZZ
Minion went YES, MASTER
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had a Dark Lord, he pleased me,
But he couldn't beat Harry and Hermione.
Riddle went AVADA KEDAVRA
Vader went I HAVE YOU NOW
Dalek went IT IS NOT A TOILET PLUNGER
Cylon went DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
Cthulhu went PFAGH! Calamari....
Vampire went TWELVE BEAUTIFUL VERSES
Hunchback went OUT THERE....
Mummy went MMMM CHOCOLATE
Werewolf went HOWWWWWWL
Zombie went NOT EAT EYES
Minion went WHAT HUMP?
Shoggoth went TEKELI-LII had Galactus, he pleased me,
But he ate my planet casually.
Galactus went CHOMP! -
Alles anzeigenfür Fans diverser phantastischer Genres, von Lovecraft bis Star Wars....
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=LecGuQE6t44
der text dazu:
I Had A Shoggoth
Der Song kommt gerade richtig - habe vor ein paar Tagen mal wieder Lovecrafts "Berge des Wahnsinns" gelesen
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Froop Werbung
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Pizza Lieferung Fail:
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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work. -
...komisch...ist mir bis jetzt nie aufgefallen ...
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der SEB
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Ein Mann will in einer Schweizer Bank Geld einlegen. "Wie viel wollen siedenn einzahlen?" fragt der Kassier. Flüstert der Mann: "Drei Millionen."
"Sie können ruhig lauter sprechen," sagt der Bankangestellte. "In der
Schweiz ist Armut keine Schande."
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Es gibt eine neue Folge von PG Porn: http://www.spike.com/video/roadside-ass/3101845
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Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too.
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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lol, das ist echt saugeil ^^. Das Cel Paket kam übrigends mittlerweile auch an
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Das Jahr aus Sicht einer Blondine:
Januar:
Habe den neuen Schal zurück in den Laden gebracht.
Er war zu eng.Februar
Wurde von der Bäckerei gefeuert, weil ich keine Torten beschriften kann.
Halllooo?!?... Die Torte passte einfach nicht in die Schreibmaschine!März
War sehr aufgeregt, habe ein Puzzle in 6 Monaten fertiggestellt...Auf der
Schachtel stand "2-4 Jahre"!April
Auf der Rolltreppe für Stunden festgesessen... Der Strom war ausgefallen!
Mai
Versuchte Marmelade zu machen... Ist das anstrengend, all die Krapfen zu schälen!
Juni
Wollte Wasserski fahren... Habe keinen See mit Abhang gefunden.
Juli
Habe beim Brustschwimm-Wettbewerb verloren...
Später ist mir aufgefallen,
dass die anderen Schwimmer betrogen haben, die haben die Arme benutzt!August
Habe mich während eines Gewitters aus meinem Auto ausgesperrt... Das Auto
ist vollgelaufen, weil das Cabrio-Dach offen war...September
Ich suche immer noch diesen Heinz in der Ketchupflasche...
Oktober
Ich hasse M&Ms... Die sind übel zum Schälen.
November
Habe die Weihnachtsfeier auf dem Dach verbracht - auf der Einladung
stand:"alle Getränke gehen aufs Haus"...Dezember
Mein Haus ist abgebrannt, konnte die 112 nicht anrufen... Es gab keine
"Elf"-Taste auf diesem blöden Telefon!...was für ein Jahr
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Im Magen ruht friedlich ein Erdapfelsalat, da kommt von oben ein Schnaps herein.Fragt der Erdapfelsalat: "Wer bist denn Du?
"Sagt der Schnaps: "Ich bin ein doppelter Schnaps, mich hat der Meier spendiert!"
Es kommt noch ein Schnaps,
wieder fragt der Erdapfelsalat: "Wer bist Denn Du?"
Sagt der Schnaps: "Ich bin ein doppelter Schnaps, mich hat der Meier spendiert!"
Es kommen noch weitere 5 Schnäpse,
da sagt der Erdapfelsalat:"Ihr habt mich neugierig gemacht - den Meier schau ich mir jetzt an!"
