Puns
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
5. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
8. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
10. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Note:
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
