hab irgendwie Lust mal ein paar Witze zu lesen, ist zwar
gnadenlos Off Topic aber in unserer kleinen Illustren Runde
macht das ja nichts.
Also kommt Leute, jeder ein Witz
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of
a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next
The driver, a young man dressed in a Armani suit and Ray-Ban glasses, gets
out and asks the shepherd "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give
me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep grazing and
says "All right".
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a
NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base and 60 Excel
tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-page report on his
He then turns to the shepherd and says "You have exactly 1586 sheep here".
The shepherd answers: "That's correct, you can have your sheep". The young
man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his Jeep.
The shepherd looks at him and asks "If I guess your profession, will you
return my sheep to me?". The young man answers "Yes, why not". The shepherd
says: "You are an IT-consultant!".
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple,"answers the shepherd. "First, you come here without being
called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew.
Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my